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결혼도 못하고 중년의 나이가 되어가는 빌은 육체적으로도 예전같지가 않았다 대머리가 되어갈 뿐 아니라 오랜 회사생활로 인해 서서히 배까지도 나오기 시작하는 등, 몸이 엉망이 되기 시작했다. 최근에 무엇보다 가장 충격적이었던 일은 동료여직원에게 데이트를 신청했는데 그 여직원이 비웃었던 것이다. 빌은 결심했다. 좋다. 새롭게 태어나리라.. 그는 에어로빅 클라스를 끊고 체중조절을 했다. 다이어트를 시작했고 비싼 머리카락 이식도 했다. 6개월이 지나자 빌은 정말 전혀 다른 남자가 되었다. 비로소 다시 동료 직원에게 데이트를 신청하자 그女는 기쁘게 받아 들였다. 빌은 멋진 옷을 차려입고 그女의 집앞에서 도어벨을 누르려는데 바로 그 순간 번개가 빌에게 내리쳐 쓰러졌고 빌은 거의 죽게 되었다. 그는 하늘을 향해 외쳤다.... "Why God, Why now? 왜입니까 하나님...왜 하필 지금입니까?? 지난 육개월이라는 이 모든 힘든 과정을 마치고 비로소 이 순간.. 어떻게 저에게 이러실 수 있으십니까..? 하늘에서 음성이 들려왔다.. "미안하다..너인줄 못알아 봤다..."
As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him. That does it, he decided. I'm going to start a whole new regimen. He began attending aerobics classes. He started working out with weights. He changed his diet. And he got an expensive hair transplant. In six months, he was a different man. Again, he asked his female co-worker out, and this time she accepted. There he was, all dressed up for the date, looking better than he ever had. He stood poised to ring the woman's doorbell, when a bolt of lightning struck him and knocked him off his feet. As he lay there dying, he turned his eyes toward the heavens and said, "Why, God, why now? After all I've been through, how could you do this to me?" From up above, there came a voice, "Sorry. I didn't recognize you."
As Bill was approaching mid-life, physically he was a mess. Not only was he going bald, but years of office work had given him a large pot belly. The last straw came when he asked a woman co-worker out on a date, and she all but laughed at him. That does it, he decided. I'm going to start a whole new regimen. He began attending aerobics classes. He started working out with weights. He changed his diet. And he got an expensive hair transplant. In six months, he was a different man. Again, he asked his female co-worker out, and this time she accepted. There he was, all dressed up for the date, looking better than he ever had. He stood poised to ring the woman's doorbell, when a bolt of lightning struck him and knocked him off his feet. As he lay there dying, he turned his eyes toward the heavens and said, "Why, God, why now? After all I've been through, how could you do this to me?" From up above, there came a voice, "Sorry. I didn't recognize you."
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